Your mom goes to college

Quotes from the best dumbest movie ever

A Freakin' 12 Gauge
Equip Spell Card
The equipped monster gains 500 ATK, and can attack all the opponent's monsters once each. If the equipped monster in destroyed in battle, you can destroy 1 Spell or Trap card on the field.

Give me some of your tots
Normal Trap Card
Look at your opponent's hand, select 1 card and add it to your Hand. Then, your opponent draws 2 cards.

Do the Chickens have large Talons?
Winged Beast | EARTH | Level 1
When this card is removed from the field: You can Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower Monster from your Graveyard with less ATK than this card had on the field. That monster's ATK cannot be changed. That monster also gains this card's effect.
[ 300 / 300 ]

I caught you a delicious bass
Fish | WATER | Level 3
This card can attack directly. If this card inflicts battle damage: Gain LP equal to the amount.
[ 900 / 200 ]

Break the Wrist, walk away
Normal Trap Card
When a monster you control is targeted for an attack or card effect: Destroy 1 face-up card your opponent controls, then return your monster to your Hand.